Dust Monkey Trolls are evil little creatures that lurk under beds, behind trashcans and under the beds.
Dust Monkey Trolls are lethal, moving, hairy, jumping critters that make mommas feel overwhelmed and vulnerable. They make moms feel as if this dusting job will never be finished.
They are the reason folks spend countless bucks on colorful feather dusters, lemon fresh spray cleaners and extra thick rubber gloves.
When I woke up this morning I unexpectedly ran across a particularly large Dust Monkey Troll underneath my desk. I like to go bare footing in the morning and I actually stepped on the nasty thing.
It was hairy, sticky and had one goldfish cracker in his jowls. Super icky freaky disgusting, I swear it winked at me!
I immediately went to the shower and washed my foot!
Then grabbed my microfiber cloth and a bottle of wood safe floor cleaner and killed the Dust Monkey Troll dead. I am not normally so violent, but I stepped on the thing and my mood was not the best. Would I have scooped him up and gently tossed him outside? Probably not because Dust Bunny Trolls are made of dust, spilled random juices, bits and pieces of stray hair and crumbs from traveling little boys.
Goodbye little dust troll,
Simple Daily Challenge for the Day: Grab your dust, rags and cleaners and spend 5 minutes hunting and getting rid of your Dust Monkey Trolls or if you are lucky just a few cute little Dust Bunnies.